1:43 a.m.

Logic: What a dumpster fire!!!

Mel: Agreed!! Fuck this!!

Momma’s Heart: BUT……

Squirrel: Hell, I’m tired!!!!

Last night, I was exhausted and went to bed at 9.

12:00 a.m.

Squirrel: Not sure if it’s cortisol, your liver, or some spiritual shit, BUT GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE!!!

Me: FFS, why am I not asleep?

7:00 a.m.

Bladder: Get yo butt up!

Following night:

Entire committee: OMG, WE NEED SLEEP!!!!

Squirrel: But what about the two kids you don’t want to raise, the driver you don’t want to hire, the 15 furbabies, the bills, and the fact that the government/corporate America suck!!!!!

Not sure if it’s menopause, stress, or my left hip that has me up at 2 a.m., but I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!!

Did I ever mention that I’m a troll before coffee?

I may be a troll AFTER coffee in a couple of hours!!!

SHUT UP, SQUIRREL, AND GO TO BED!!! 🐿️💀☕