I went to the self-checkout at the store because there was no one at the register. I accidentally double-wrang a product. I got the attention of an employee to come correct it.

Apparently, this didn’t go as speedy as the half-pint princess behind me would have liked. After the eye roll she gave, I’m sure the subtitles on my face changed dramatically!!!

Menopause thought: Today is not the day, Karen!!!!

Squirrel: Oohhhh, this could be interesting.

Logic: It’s really not worth the bail money!!!

I walked out and loaded my stuff in the truck. As I was taking my cart back, I saw her getting into her little Tesla (after leaving her cart in the parking lot?).

Momma’s Heart: I feel bad for her husband!